Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
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Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Friendship is a collection of hearts
Friendship is a collection of hearts,
ready 2 give,
share and understand.
It never fades & never ends.
It only reminds us that life is
not perfect without a friend…
ready 2 give,
share and understand.
It never fades & never ends.
It only reminds us that life is
not perfect without a friend…
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Wish U A COOL Morning............
In A Cool-Cool Morning
A Hot
Coffee
For
U
There Is No Cup & Coffee…
Your
Cell
Is
Cup
&
My
SMS
Is
COFFEE..
.
Wish U A COOL Morning.
A Hot
Coffee
For
U
There Is No Cup & Coffee…
Your
Cell
Is
Cup
&
My
SMS
Is
COFFEE..
.
Wish U A COOL Morning.
Tum aao to hum bhi Eid karen
Tum aao to hum bhi EID karen
Hasrat hai tumhari deed karen
Kuch der to dil ko chain mily
Kuch roz to mann k phool khilen
Kehty hain k EID ki aamad hai
Hum log bhi kuch taaeed karen
Tum se ik ye guzarish hai
Ye apny dil ki khwahish hai
Ik bar milo
Ik bar milo
Hr bar ye hi taakeed karen
Maana k hum deewany hain
Sab baaton se anjany hain
Jab apny bhi begany hain,
Kiya ghairon se ummeed krain
Tum aao to hum bhi Eid karen
Tum aao to hum bhi Eid karen.
Hasrat hai tumhari deed karen
Kuch der to dil ko chain mily
Kuch roz to mann k phool khilen
Kehty hain k EID ki aamad hai
Hum log bhi kuch taaeed karen
Tum se ik ye guzarish hai
Ye apny dil ki khwahish hai
Ik bar milo
Ik bar milo
Hr bar ye hi taakeed karen
Maana k hum deewany hain
Sab baaton se anjany hain
Jab apny bhi begany hain,
Kiya ghairon se ummeed krain
Tum aao to hum bhi Eid karen
Tum aao to hum bhi Eid karen.
Happiness be at your door ...............EID Mubarak
Today i pray that:-
Happiness be at ur door
May it knock early
Stay late & leave the gift of Allah’s
Peace,love,joy & good health behind
shaban mubarak,eid mubarak,
ramadan mubarak,
May you remain happy all the time
Irrespective of any occasion
Happiness be at ur door
May it knock early
Stay late & leave the gift of Allah’s
Peace,love,joy & good health behind
shaban mubarak,eid mubarak,
ramadan mubarak,
May you remain happy all the time
Irrespective of any occasion
Wishing u a very happy diwali
With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A”S…
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A”S…
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!
Happy Christmas
In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas
Christmas gift
Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
Monday, October 11, 2010
This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds….
This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds….
:05
:04
:03
:02
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(((((BOOM)))))
“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIPAWALI”*”
….*”*”*….
:05
:04
:03
:02
:01
(((((BOOM)))))
“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIPAWALI”*”
….*”*”*….
my greeting for you
|———–|
| ‘–.__.–’ | Here is
|———–| my
GREETING CARD 4 you.
Kindly open it….
$========$
( HAPPY (
( DIWALI (
) & )
( Prosperous )
( New Year )
| ‘–.__.–’ | Here is
|———–| my
GREETING CARD 4 you.
Kindly open it….
$========$
( HAPPY (
( DIWALI (
) & )
( Prosperous )
( New Year )
Christmas is a time
Christmas is a time when
everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered.
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties
is looking for a job the next day.
everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered.
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties
is looking for a job the next day.
U never get a person oF ur type In this World
U never get a person oF ur type In this World
u will either have to adjust
or
u will have to Compromise
u adjust when Someone wants to be with u
n
u compromise when u want to be with some one. .. ..
Amazing but true..
u will either have to adjust
or
u will have to Compromise
u adjust when Someone wants to be with u
n
u compromise when u want to be with some one. .. ..
Amazing but true..
Drop of a Tear is Costly
Each drop of a Tear is Costly
than anything in World..
But,
No One knows its value
until they have it in their own eyes
For Someone.
(I.M)..
than anything in World..
But,
No One knows its value
until they have it in their own eyes
For Someone.
(I.M)..
Thursday, October 7, 2010
happy birthday …….
A smile is a curve that
sets everything straight
and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and
receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy birthday …….
(I.M)
sets everything straight
and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and
receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy birthday …….
(I.M)
Monday, October 4, 2010
If I could pull down the rainbow
If I could pull down the rainbow
I would write UR name with it &
put it back in the sky
2 let everybody know
how colorful my life is with a friend like U!!
(I.M)
I would write UR name with it &
put it back in the sky
2 let everybody know
how colorful my life is with a friend like U!!
(I.M)
Happy Winter Season
/\ ” ,, ” ,, ” ,, ” ,, ”
( ‘ ; ‘ ) ,, ” ,, ” ,, ” ,, ”
(,,)(,,) ,,” ,, ” ,, ” ,,
OOooo….Sardi.
“HAPPY WINTER SEASON”
Enjoy the winter…!
( ‘ ; ‘ ) ,, ” ,, ” ,, ” ,, ”
(,,)(,,) ,,” ,, ” ,, ” ,,
OOooo….Sardi.
“HAPPY WINTER SEASON”
Enjoy the winter…!
Marriage is that relation
Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
(I.M)
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
(I.M)
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