Sardar told his servant,
Go and water the plants. Servant,
its already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go....

Wo sunta to main kehta,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha,

Wo sunta to main kehta,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha,
wo pal bhar ko jo ruk jata,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

kamai zindagi bhar ki,usi k naam to kar di,
mujhe kuch aur karna tha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

kahan us ne suni meri,suni b un-suni kar di,
usay maloom tha itna,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

meray dil main jo dar aya,koi mujh main b dar aya,
waheen ik rabta toota,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

rawan tha piyar NUS NUS main,bohat qurbat thi apis main,
usay kuch aur sun-ana tha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

ghalat fehmi ne baton ko barha dala younhi warna,
kaha kuch tha,wo kuch samjha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

Be-karaan tanhaaiyun ka silsila reh jaayega,

Be-karaan tanhaaiyun ka silsila reh jaayega,
Terey merey darmiyaan bas ek khalaa reh jaayega,

Aks beh jaayenge saarey dhoop ke sailaab mein,
Aur koye paaniyoun mein jhaankta reh jaayega,

Mujhko merey humsafar, aisa safar darpesh hai,
Raasta kat bhi gaya tou faasila reh jaayega,

Laug so jaayenge khaamushi ki chadar odh ker,
Chaand sooney aanganoun mein jaagta reh jaayega,

Aik dia dil main jalana bhi, bujha bhi daina,

Aik dia dil main jalana bhi, bujha bhi daina,
Yaad karna bhi usey roo, bhula bhi daina,

Kia kahon yeh meri chahat hai k nafrat is ki,
Naam likhna bhi maira, likh k mita bhi daina,

Phir na milnay ko bicharta hon tuj say laikin,
Murr k daikhon to palatnay ki dua bhi karna,

Khat bhi likhna usay, mayoos bhi rahna us say,
Jurm karna bhi magar khud ko saza bhi daina,

Mujh ko rasmon ka takalluf bhi gawara laikin,
Jee main ayai to yeh diwar gira bhi daina,

Soorat-e-naqsh-e-qadatm, dasht main rehna,
Apnay honay say na honay ka pata bhi daina

*Love after Marriage*

*******Love b4 Marriage*
Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe...

*Love after Marriage*
"baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe*******

Cat is afraid of Dog,

What A Mystery
A cockraoch is afraid of Rat,
Rat is afraid of Cat,
Cat is afraid of Dog,
Dog is afraid of Man,
Man is afraid of Woman,
And Woman is afraid of
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Cockraoch!

A perfect girl......................

A perfect girl
Doesn't bother,
Doesn't shout,
Doesn't flirt with others,
Doesn't lies,
Doesn't cheat,
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And
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Doesn't exists